6/1/2012 - Photo
i’m glad
I like psiioniic”th hair cut, truth be told.
{Yes, I am going to type every post with a Sollux Lisp until I go to bed. Deal with it.}
The one thing that makes me sad about Subeta is all these pets with awesome names that the owners don’t even do anything with. What’s the point of having a pet if you’re not going to do anything with it?
Because we enjoy them? I mean, I didn’t know that by joining a pet site I was devoting myself to making stories, art and more for al my pets. Maybe I like them because I like collecting them, and finding colors that fit. Maybe I do have stories, but don’t feel like sharing.
No one has to do anything with their pets.
For some reason, sentences prefaced with ‘smh’ drive me up a wall.
Because I read the ‘emote’ out loud in my head as part of the sentence.
So..“smh she’s such a stupid bitch.”
is
“shake my head she’s such a stupid bitch.”
It just makes me cringe a little.
Is THAT what smh means!? I always read it as a weird like onomonopia like a slurred expletive or something like SMEHH
smh has meaning? I too just thought it was a sound and was like ‘WHY IS EFVERYONE SMHING?’
5/28/2012 - Video
Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
just had eggs god they were delish
man i love eggs
im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious
mmm delicious chicken periods
ok
its a fucking egg cell
do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?
seeds
do you know what holds seeds?
fruit.
enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP
Periods = Fetuses
I NEVER KNEW.yep we eat delicious unfertilized eggs
You know, the ones that are basically just an ovum and not a living chick in any manner, an edible biproduct of incomplete reproduction that doesn’t need something dying to get? They are really delicious, especially scrambled. I put ketchup on mine. Some people think that’s weird, whatever.
Of all the things to get on a high vegan horse about, eating eggs is probably the stupidest fucking one.
Oh fuck yea Eggs. Not normally a huge fan but man. Fry up some bacon, then potatoes on the left over grease, scramble some eggs, add a warm fluffy tortilla and cheese and you have heaven in burrito form.
(Source: joebspecial)
5/27/2012 - Link
Beastly Art: ~what if medusa were hot
what if medusa only turned dudes into stone and there was a big ol’ lady loophole in her stone-turning powers
so maybe the two of you could just hang out in her apartment while her hair slithers endlessly over itself and doesn’t smell like a gross…
I need to make a comic now titled ‘My Girlfriend is Medusa’. And this is what it will be about. Slice of Life, Livin’ with Medusa.
5/26/2012 - Video
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!I am going to die alone!
I.. I uh.. Nope. …nope. not gonna.
Shit.
zomg *A*
omg Im in tears guys ;A;
this is so cute ;A;
I am crying. This is just so wonderful. TTuTT
feels pouring everywhere make it stop aaagh
cute and creative proposals are some of my favorites and as typical chick as I get about anything marriage related, and this is.. probably the best one I’ve seen
GAAAH SO PRECIOUS.
Seriously.
All I got was an IM saying ‘Wanna get hitched?’
(Source: thedailywhat)
5/25/2012 - Video
what am I even doing
Can I make an Owlbear my spirit animal? Maybe an Owlsloth? Owlbear/Owlsloth hybrid? Please?
