12/10/2011 - Link
shoot up or shut up: tengubf: creaminmyjeans: Bad Dragon Ladies and gentlemen who like...Bad Dragon
Ladies and gentlemen who like giant dildos, I present http://www.bad-dragon.com/toys, purveyors of fine, fine sex toys, modeled after aliens, mythical creatures, and real animals. Yup, if you want to pretend to get fucked by a dragon,…
Didn’t you know fiz? Sex is nasty and icky and wrong! So doing anything but missionary position with the intention of baby making must be EXTRA wrong! Who cares if it doesn’t effect anyone else but the people engaged in fucking, and no one is getting hurt!? WE have to do something about OTHER peoples completely consensual sex lives!
Oh no! People enjoy different sensations? HOW AWFUL.
Seriously guys. That’s kind of the point of sex toys. You get to try all sorts of weird stuff, all kinds of different things that a human body can’t really do. Most ‘Normal’ dildos don’t even looks like dicks. They look like bright squiggles. Or Popsicles.
